Well I know beauty. Its my drug. And you, are good shit! Your beauty is insane. Like I said, I know this is random, but I had to let you know. Anyway, congratulations on being so magnificent.
If you want though, you should look at my profile, I worked really hard on it, haha, but there is a lot of information on there, so only go read it if you enjoy reading or you could hate your life. I tend to ramble. When this message came, and I was mildly flattered, it was only because my spirits were already broken. Then Jenna got the same message.
Then Rylee got it, too. He tried to cry out, but it was of no use. He tried to tell us that we really were all good shit, but it was too late. They might look like people, but then so do you, and you know that all you are anymore is a shell. A funny one, even!
It was definitely not a joke. If you make me laugh it would be really cool. And we can discuss the annunaki, nibiru, and the blue spirals! That would make me happy. What would really make you happy?
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There are some people for whom sending that first OkCupid message is like being a guy bird puffing out his chest to impress girl birds. Animal Planet seems to think this behavior has a pretty high success rate, and I think some of the males of our own species have taken note. It is my hope that by continually doing what I love to do, which is talking about myself, someone messagf will eventually just fall in love with me.
So I understand the impulse to lead with yourself. But some part of me—the part that is familiar with social interactions and general guidelines of human conduct—recognizes that this is neither the most practical nor the most thoughtful way to get to know a person. Don't say blender.
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Everybody says blender. Should I start this conversation with a bad pickup line or by just saying hello? Do you also still think about all the embarrassing things you said in middle school, or are you a well-adjusted adult? I never liked small talk. If you wrote a memoir, what would the title be? Mine would be "Overthinking Opening Messages. I don't want to flood your inbox, but dam — you obline good. Are you a library book? Are you onlinne barista?
Because I like greetimg a latte. So hoppy you matched me back, I couldn't wheat to talk to you. Hopefully, this app will lead to a great meal.
What do you call a row of trucks? A pickup line.
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Are you familiar with the work of Claude Monet? Because you make quite the impression. I'm trying to think of a Postmates pickup line, but I need some help with the delivery. They must call you Datjng Grey because you're such a hot tea. I know it's cheesy, but matching with you is too Gouda to be true. Trying to think of a fruit or vegetable joke, msesage I can't produce much under pressure. Water you doing later?
Want to get drinks? Straight Forward I think you're super cute and funny.
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That's it. What do you call a row of trucks? A pickup line.
Are you familiar with the work of Claude Monet? Because you make quite the impression. I'm trying to think of a Postmates pickup line, but I need onilne help with the delivery. They must call you Earl Grey because you're such a hot tea. I know it's cheesy, but matching with you is too Gouda to be true.
Trying to think of a fruit or vegetable joke, but I can't rgeeting much under pressure. Water you doing later? Want to get drinks?
Straight Forward I think you're super cute and funny. That's it.
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That's the tweet. I've been thinking of something funny to say for an hour. Dahing is cool, but have you ever matched with someone on a dating app and had them send a really good first message? I always remember my reusable bags at the supermarket, which has to merit a response. What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?
Let's cut to the chase, do you share food on a first date? I'm not great at starting conversations, do you want to try? How about I'll start this conversation, and you can start the next one?
Is our anniversary when we first matched or when we first messaged? Aww, you're so considerate grfeting let me start this conversation. What's down? It's "What's up? How are we doing tonight?